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15 Oct 2009
07:36
Daily Horrorscope : Scorpio[Public]
If anyone should know better than to read this, its you, scorpio, What made you start reading this retarded ass bullshit, anyway?. The Full Moon on October 4 could put a crimp in that steadfast schedule and it could be that something implanted in your daily calendar gets the boot, but in reality, its just a full fucking moon. You are ready to move on and on October 15.  Move on from what?!  fuck if I know.  I'm just a horoscope.  Im written in generic terms to make you feel in touch with yourself, spritiuality, and possibly some higher power.  Like John Edwards.  Remember him? In the career sector of your chart is the hotheaded and furious Mars, who is embodied by marvin the martian.  He is telling you to get the fuck to work and stop posting useless shit to facebook.  Really.  I mean, Horoscope?!?  WTF?!  STOP POSTING YOUR HOROSCOPE TO FACEBOOK...  Your confidence is at an all-time high when the Sun slips into your own sign and you present your strength and sense of purpose to the masses.  Or you could just really like Halloween.  We all look better in costume, dont we? 

Scopio, nut up and stop posting your horoscope to facebook.  No one gives a fuck.  Its as annoying as Yoville and Mafia wars, only, you can't block it. 

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18 Nov 2008
18:59
Kindlegarden[Public]

Pros

quite fine.

her screen is, at least
the screen is great.  easy to read on.  to see pixels, you need to strain pretty hard.  I find it natural to read.  the lack of a backlight on the feature list is offputting at first, but - makes perfect sense when you keep in mind that the kindle made specifically to avoid the eye strain that comes allong with rear lit displays.  then again, it would be nice to have some mechanism to read without turning a light on.

light. 

so light that she feels a little bit cheap.  this counts as a plus for me.  I am usually hefting around a lenovo, acer aspire, and the power bricks and other acoutraments that one carrys around.  so - having something that is off puttingly light, is a nice thing. 

"extensibility"

By amazons email to conversion method, or "other methods" - its easy to add non amazon content to the kindle.

status bar

the kindle has this great little lcd powered status bar on the left hand side.  it works by revealing a reflective little background.  very snappy, and seems to be very responsive.  I like that it brings something else that is NOT A SCREEN to the kindle. 

power!

battery seems to last forever as long as whisper-net is off.  I think I read somewhere that the kindle only uses power to change screens.

Cons

rethink the button placement. 

I am a fan of those HUGE next page, previous page buttons.  What I am not a fan of is the fact that its impossible to hold the kindle on either side of the top 2/3rds of the device without flipping a page.  that doesnt work well.  You should be able to hold it like you hold a book... you dont hold a book by the bottom portion of the spine, you generally hold it in the center.  unless you are the type that holds the book by placing your thumb in the center spreading the pages.  In that case, its natural for you.

wispernet

This is unfair to write about since for me - it didnt work.  I got a bum unit and am waiting replacement.  so far, my experience is bad.  lets see what I come back with.

cover

this thing is just terrible.  the kindle doesnt really lock in to the cover.  it just sort of sits there, pushing up against a little plastic tab.  when you get the kindle and put the cover on to find it oddly loose:  stop questioning yourself - its not the way you put it in - thats just how it is.

suggestions

"joo gotta keep it publicated".  ok, well - that didn't make much sense.  regardless tho, one of my biggest gripes is that the magazines and newspapers available for the kindle seem to have all adopted this ghetto "mobile formatting".  I think that they are just feeding RSS feeds someplace.  As much as I am reading these pubs to... well, read - I would love to see things laid out similarly to thier print counterparts.  Did we learn nothing from the iphones preservation of web presentation?  Also, underlines and aliased text must go.  periodicals - get it together!

economica

if you are thinking about picking this up so that you save money on books, think again.  unless you are a college student, you arent saving anything.  but, if you are looking for a nice e-book reader, and can part with the cash, go for it.


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24 Aug 2008
21:10
a dream I never want to repeat[Public]
I woke up to find myself in a room that was furnished with (what seemed to be) Bo Concept furniture. The room had smooth walls, curves instead of corners and ambient lighting. I heard a loud sound which required my attention. The sound was made by something that looked like a giant marble, which immediately started fracturing. Not like an explosion, shards shot out of the marble and ricocheted around the room, never breaking and never stopping. After staring at it for a moment, I realized that I had to get out of there.

I ran to the door, which was a sliding door. I placed my palm on the panel to the left of the door and it slid opened. It shut immediately as soon as I passed the room threshold. The lighting around the door turned red and I started running down the corridor to "chris's room"

the room seemed to know that I was coming; the door slid opened as I came to it. when I entered the room, I was surprised to see that my friend was not there. Instead, my mother in law was there, along with liv tyler.

My mother in law immediatly went to sleep on one of the two beds in the room, and an alarm started to go off. I looked towards the center of the room at a display that appeared. In blue type, the terminal showed me two choices:

"I want to die"

"I want to die alone"

I touched the "I want to die buttom, instinctually. I dont know why I made this decision. Liv Tyler yelled at me. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!??!!? You didn’t HAVE TO DO THAT. Now they are coming for you, lie down on the bed, and maybe they won’t see you".

Liv was sitting in a chair near the top corner of the bed. I crawled into the bed, looking up at her. I was scared. Suddenly, her hands came from behind me, touching my cheeks, comforting me. she was in front of me, but she was also behind me, in the bed.

"Shhhhhhhhhhh" she said to me. At that instant, I felt the hands on my face go cold, and I could feel the texture of her skin changing. I tried to call out, but I couldn’t breath. it was at that point where I noticed that her eyes turned black and the life was leaving her body. I felt life leaving my body. I heard myself saying in my head "don't do this. don't do this to gina" and I found the strength to reach out. I grabbed the necklace from around liv tylers neck and felt the last of my life (force?) leave me.

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I woke up trembling. shaking.... not in a quiet way, but violently. I pulled my headphones out of my ears and looked down at my iphone to see what song was playing. it was massive attack: what your soul sings. I woke gina up to tell her what had gone on. I was afraid to look at her. Nausea was killing me. I have never felt anything like this in my life.



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27 Dec 2007
00:42
where did we go wrong?[Public]
I used to not understand why ppl would use the term 'hipster' duragatoraly. it just never made sense to me. whats so wrong with being aware of the current trends in fashion and life?

now I get it. Jo, I am sorry I doubted you. Bob, not enough to change my hair style, but I get it now. I am sooooo sorry that I never understood. It all makes sense now.

Gawker, for the longest time, has been providing a visual archive of the retardedness that is todays hipster. from scary 50 somethings wearing things that they just shouldnt wear to 19 year old hottie sluts that would be hot, if you know, they werent wearing white rimmed sunglasses, an ironic t-shirt and a terrorist scarf*.

http://gawker.com/tag/blue-states-lose/

I try to look at this as often as possible. it all started when I would recognize ppl on it. or bathrooms used in the pics. whatever

*no need to be politically correct.

thank you gawker for recording the akwardness of this generation.

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04 Nov 2007
16:45
on a sunday afternoon[Public]
earl grey... I hate the smell of it. Why do they always drink earl grey? pinesol. a good friend of mine drank allot of earl grey. other than that... nothing positive about it. just stop...

... girl in stripes. hot. been here longer than me. I wonder why.

... Brass buttons?! why? what were you thinking? its like actually splashing on "stodgy white". put some fucking socks on. seriously man. no one wants to see male penny loafers. expensive watch. ok. great. and what? dewd.. you just took a coupon out of the paper. back to the jacket tho. why? why ever wear navy and brass buttons?!?!

... fucking pink polo shirt. even worse.

... espresso is getting to me. i want more. (I wants more?) I shouldnt tho. it makes me punchy. more than 4 shots in a sitting. its hot as fuck in here. whats that about? why is it cranked up to 75? what fucking depression era mentality is this guy running with? its like being in the port.

... comic book shop was sad. lots of recent back issues. good for me, but means they arent moving any product. it smells like cat and b.o. its the real deal. yeah. they are playing heroclix now. why are thier t-shirts tucked in? I never understand that.

... you want me to pay WHAT for a galant?!?

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20 Oct 2007
15:08
pushing my limits[Public]
I have logged over 94.5 hours of work this week. I think I am actually at a point of breaking. Its been an odd week. Allot of pharma has helped me allong the way. wellbutrin and provigil mostly.

its strange, because I have adjusted pretty well. I have been working pretty insane hours for a few weeks, but this week has been the most. last week, around 65 hours, I started getting really bad headaches. Not having those anymore. I am def. cranky. my poor fucking wife.

also odd is that I have NO apetite. Yesterday was a light 14 hour day. All I ate was a wrap, a table spoon of ice creame and a slice of pizza for dinner. I think I am going into some strange mode, probably a panic response or something like that.

My mind goes back and forth from mush to amazingly sharp. the other night, all I needed to do was sit down and write a few thousand lines of xml, and I could barely do it. My mind just couldnt remember what nodes I was connecting to what (it was for this visual think map kind of thing.)

but then the next day (or night, whatever - 5 am - around the same time) I kind of went into coder mode and rewrote a bunch of action script for one of the site sections that were acting funny. AS is easy - but - I have never written it before. for that matter I havent written anything in over 3 years. yay provigil.

94.5 hours and counting.

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25 Sep 2007
18:20
religion[Public]
"Religion is an answer to the flawed human need for a reason for our existence. For those in power, it provides a control mechanism for the populace. Answering a question with an unanswerable question, religion proves to be the quintessential “cop out” "

-vince collura

Ok - someone once told me that only self obsessed asses self quote. I am fairly self obsessed. A friend told me that she was working on a paper today on the broad subject of religion. It got me thinking. Why haven't we evolved out of this already?

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24 Sep 2007
19:51
Hectic, Angry and What-not. 926101-123[Public]
Damn board cant make a decision in a week. What the shit?!?!?!?!?!?! supposedly, they meet "as needed" for applicants. Well, I NEEDED them to meet last week so we can schedule the interview so my ass can ship off to italy on wednesday. but no. no meeting yet, no word yet. just annoying silence.

then comes projectus typicalus. lately, we have been able to charge a premium for our work because we get shit done. period. its never a matter of if. I have an amazing team. why is simply "getting shit done" a valuable commidity in this realm?! because its no excuses, crunch time, "oh my god just stand aside and let me get some work done" kind of work. no one else CAN do it.

but of course, the project that we are working on, to launch soon gets to us two weeks late. so - instead of us being on an INSANE 4 week time frame, we are on an INSANE 2 week time frame. and of course, there are changes being made. I could always turn it in late, but - I would have egg on my face. the client is spending a FEW MILLION on an event coinciding with the project launch. This too stands in the way of Italy.

so, italy, you and me, just not meant to be.

I made the decision to cancel the trip a week ago. it was an easy decision. I wasnt even too miffed about it. Plane tickets are paid for in miles... the only thing we are loosing $$ on is the villa.

But now, 48 hours before we were SUPPOSED to take off, I'm pissed.

Pissed that a CO-OP board, who is AWARE of my constraints, and promised to meet "as needed" cant find the time to meet. Pissed that fairly large companies rely on the IRE OF MY TEAM to get things done, when they can't come close to meeting thier own schedules....

no more words.

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22 Sep 2007
19:13
hypocondri-act one[Public]
Fuck im a hypocondrac. I've got it bad. Anytime i hear of a condition or illness, whether i'm familiar with it or not, i hit up google.

Fuck you google. Every illness or condition in the world seems to have flu like symptoms or sinusitus like symptoms. Lynphoma. Aids. Mono. Cardio motherfuggin encephalopothy.

Great, thanks asshat. I have allergies. So, i ALWAYS have sinusitis like issues. Where does this leave me? Paranoid.

"doc, I want you to test me. For everything."

I guess I shouldn't be sitting here with a medical magazines and an iPhone set to google.

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19 Sep 2007
10:26
wellbutrin is fun[Public]
Ok, so - if you are going out with your friends and you want to stay up late, DO NOT take your wellbutrin at 8pm thinking it will get you through the next few hours. It will get you through the next TWELVE FUCKING HOURS. I didnt sleep at all. it was ok, in the sense that my head was clear and there wasnt a trace of buzz. it was just not ok watching the sunrise and thinking about the packed day ahead.

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